I'm Mystery, an a** model. I get paid for my a** to be shown in movies instead of the real actors/ess (yeah!) a**es! Remember that old back nude scene of John Stamos in the early tv show "Full House"? Well, that was my a**…. or with a bit of softening up and proper image editing and replacement, will give you Jenni Aniston's in "The Breakup!".

I had the chance to get into Dr.Phil's show to give advises on how to be a go-getter and to make use of your state of mind and body to fullest extent. Unfortunately the episode was canceled when Dr.Phil discovered that the title of my newly launched book, and to be endorsed by him, was: "Your Guide to an A** as Shinny as Dr.Phil's Head!".

Recently I won a prize of $10,000 in a poets competition, in which I submitted a cool old poem under my name, that I have nothing whatsoever to do with, nor created. I chickened about collecting my prize, as I was asked to attend a convention in which I would be reading out my poem to hundreds of world's greatest poets, then receive my prize along with the crystal statue, medals…etc.. bla bla. Gotta figure out a way to get my prize without going!

I also like making money online, and automating the process! Although not all, but most of this blog's topics will revolve around that. I worked for some of the internet marketing's greatest gurus, the likes of: Mike Filsaime, The Rich Jerk, Stone Evans… etc, before they kicked me out! It was because I crossed the boarders! I was the one responsible for thousands of their subscribers unsubscribe from their lists, for me sending them stupid mocking emails. Then came that notorious email revealing the real identity of the rich jerk…. people couldn't believe that he was nothing but a 14 years old Vietnamese girl!

'Nough said… here are some other facts about me:

*Gender: Male

*Age: 99.5

*Star Sign: Scorpio

*Fav Movies: Eternity Tabu, Your Sweet Pancreas, Son of the Sterile, The Curse in Your Eyes…..

*Fav Music: Rock, Metal, Soft Rock, Love Metal.

*Fav Book: The Prisoner of Zenda (By Anthony Hopes).

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Ok, the above was tongue in cheek (except for the prize I won, the Rich Jerk and my love for making money online ;)).. Read below:

My name is Bassam Saeed, also known online by the nickname "Mystery"…

I am a professional internet marketer and webmaster… started my online ventures around the year 1998. Ever since, I've never looked back. I've indulged in and perfected many methods of making money online, and tutor in the same field. Has been a long route, but worth it.

I am also an engineer, translator and recently CEO of multi-services company that offers various web-development services including:

1. Website Design and Redesign
2. Web 2.0 Designs
3. Custom website programming
4. Open source customization (Joomla, Drupal etc..)
5. PHP, ASP and ASP.Net Programming
6. WP Theme design and integration

You can contact me anytime at my email: mystery[at]mysteryautoincome.com , or use the contact form in the contact us page.

Adios! 

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